Erica got the hottest funbags I've ever seen

There are two bars with hot, tight-shirt-clad waiters. She's got the eyes of Leo DiCaprio, the cheek bones of River Phoenix, and the tits of.ugh, I dunno, I'm GAY! Get a thick mug for your coworker Abdul. I've worked at Grandpa's John Deere Implement store since I was twelve. I found her in the woods across the road.